Surprise! Welcome to all the members--new AND old--of the ultrapunkdroogs! As many of you may know, ultrapunkdroogs is very much more a community than a mere clan on MGO, so I thought I'd make it (more) official by putting up this page for everyone to chat and keep in touch outside of the game. I think I speak for everyone when I say that us UPD vets are very much friends, and we hope that you can be our friends, too!
(Except for maybe Pumpk!n--he'd probably just want to tell you about how much he likes transgendered girls.)
For those of you that are not familiar with me, I am your Humble Narrator, Vicious Cabaret, the woman (yes, I AM a girl) behind the clan! I recruited most of the players in our humble clan, and I tend to host our Survival and Tournament teams, so if you haven't met me, you'll probably be seeing me soon.
Since the idea of a clan blog may--understandably--seem a little odd, I thought I'd give everyone a preview of the coming attractions so you know what to expect from this little endeavor.
- Clan Interviews!
- Clan Manifesto!
- The Definitive Breakdown of the name "UltraPunkDroogs"
- "What is a Droog?"
- Clan Photos! (Yep, it's that time again, folks!)
- "Add Instructor Trepe to the list."
And just to keep you begging for more, here's the final ingredient to this recipe for disaster:
- *GASP!* Vicious goes Undercover!
I've learned NOTHING from the poorly-chosen role models of my gender if I didn't know to leave them wanting, so I refuse to elaborate in any manner on the contents of this list. So face front, true believers! For those of you who DON'T deny
our very existence, tell your friends! Tell your girlfriends! Tell your therapist!
Will anyone ever visit the page?
Will the haphazardly-created blog crash and burn after it's first entry?
Will Deadpool ever be united with his one true love?
(Wait, what?)
Tune in next time, kids! Excelsior!
