Hi guys! Anyone still reading the blog? I wanted to keep the original post up at the front of the page for a few days to give everyone a chance to read it, but by the time this post will--well--POST, it will have been plenty of time! Anyone who HASN'T yet been here gets 100 lashings with a wet noodle! Curse you, delinquents! Just kidding, but make sure you read the first post, entitled "Your Humble Narrator...." it will clue you in, in so much as that is possible.
This post is mainly to start setting up the base for the site--I'd like everyone to send me some basic information, if you would. All I want, for the time being, anyway, is a list of the PSN's and email addresses for all the members of the clan so that we can all keep in touch and the like, and if something happens to your Playstation or something, you can let everyone know who to direct the evil thoughts to. Or just to say hello! Whatever you want, we're all friends, here.
At some point, I'd really like to conduct some clan interviews (so that we can get to know each other a little better), as well, but the only way it seems like that would be easily done (or done at all) would be through the use of a chat application like AIM or the like--otherwise, we'll just have to fill out some boring questionnaire, which is also doable. Any suggestions are welcome!
Also, if anyone here is even slightly proficient in HTML, I'd be open to letting them play around with the code--anything I used to know about it has long been buried under a metric ton of useless information.
Please send any questions, comments, contact info, naked pictures, or spam to: OneViciousCabaret@gmail.com
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I request to be interviewed by telegraph. It's the way of the future.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Awww, Punk-in, you're so cute ^^
ReplyDeleteThe SECOND I get one and learn Morse code, you're on!
Hey hey hey hey! Now Vicious you know I'm reading this blog. Save that talk for the game. ;)
ReplyDeleteLong-long-long-short-short short-long-short short-short-long long-long-short-short-long-short.
ReplyDeleteBut isn't that how we all feel?
Stay tuned: Next week Braille!!
Lmao, sorry sweetie ^^
ReplyDeleteI'm just messing around! Don't pay me any mind, I'm harmless. The one you should be worried about is Sam! Punk-in is only trying to befriend me to take my place in Bowler's life, anyway!
I heard the WHOLE plot the other day!
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(translation: Holy crap, you guys are funny!)
aww, the HTML messed that up....
ReplyDeletehttp://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt210/OneViciousCabaret/img466.gif
ReplyDeleteThere ^^
It won't even let me post the actual picture here, but here's the link....
Oh yeah, and my melo account is at http://melodramatic.com/users/coma_red
ReplyDeleteyou can see almost everything without an account, but I do have some friends only stuff that you'd need one to see.
But but but I can't seem to find a pic of you on that account Vicious! But you know what? I understand you not wanting to show your pics. If I were in the same situation as you (being the only or one of the only girls), I wouldn't be so gung ho to show off my pretty little face either. Guys can be such basterds (yes I know the spelling is wrong, ahem Quentin)!
ReplyDelete(j/k gentlemen!)
Oh I know you are teasing with Pumpkin. But sometimes I wish you were here to take him off my hands for a lil' bit. ;)
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ReplyDeleteHa ha this thing above is prob wrong. Pumpkin & I tried remembering-it's from a film called Me and You and Everyone We Know. I guess you have to see it to understand. So I highly recommend it (if you haven't seen it Vicious). This braille/telegraph stuff reminded me of it.
OH, I did find 'what it means' on IMDB though. The 2 lil' kids in the film made it up....it's...
Say, "You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever."
OMG, I can't believe I just posted that. I am officially as crazy as Pumpkin. lol
@Eve: Yep! It's official! Madhouse mad, honey, welcome! And no, I haven't seen that movie, lol, but I'll try and check it out, lol. And yeah, I've never been much for posting too many pics of myself online--I had an, ahem, a friend who took photos of me and his friend got a hold of the camera and nearly leaked the photos to our friends--it's a long story, but the first person that he showed the pictures to gave him a black eye and nearly worse (my guy friends tend to be very protective of me ^^). From what I was told, he was just about ready to (hyperbole alert) copy 'em off and drop them from a freaking airplane! What an ass. Anyway, so I don't like photos, lol. All my friends are oversexed twenty-somethings, lol, so this is how they get their kicks.
ReplyDeleteAs for Mister Pumpkin, I'm a great babysitter! You should drop him off, I can take him off your hands for a few weeks! *Rubs hands together maliciously* I'm not going to turn him into a human slave to give me piggy-back rides the eight miles to work or anything, I swear!
Might need some care instructions, though--what the hell do you feed a pumpkin?
You can feed him whatever you want, just don't give him food after midnight and don't get him wet. We need him to stay the sweet, lovable little Mogwai that he is!
ReplyDeleteNOTE: There is a guy who is apparently stalking me. I think that he applied for membership under the alias TRAING DUMMY. Now, my concern is that he is abusive and a bit volatile. I have blocked him from my contact list, but I think that he might be using other characters to mess with me.
ReplyDeleteI did not do anything to him on purpose and we used to play together, but he is a hurt kid that is acting out. I don't know too much about him, but I am going to avoid putting too much personal information in public view until I am sure that he is out of my life. The way he acts, though is concerning. He wants to 'threaten' me into being his friend. I honestly think that this is the kind of guy who is going to rape a woman one day or worse.
The following is a message he sent to me in MGO mail, which I have not edited, and my response that I sent to him before I added his character to my blocked list:
DEATH CLOUD
F U THEN B ITCH
NOW UR GOING TO GET JUMP I KNOW PPL N OTHER CLAN S THAT R IN TOP 20 THAT WILL HELP ME JUMP U . UNLESS U SAY UR SRRY N ADD ME TO FRIEND LIST AGAIN OR SUFFER UR CHOICE
Response:
I am sorry, Bryan, but I can't do that. Your behavior is threatening and I can't be your acquaintance anymore. A friend would not threaten people like you are doing. You are acting very scary, and I am afraid that you might hurt someone one day. You should see a counselor to talk about your frustrations. It sounds like you have plenty of friends, so I am sure that you won't miss me. Take care of yourself, OK.
1. If this person is who you say he is, he's not getting into the clan. If we see an application under that name, we'll send him a message asking to play with him before approval and try to get him either to talk on headset or, if he doesn't have one, you could come into the room under an alt or something--either way, we'll figure it out.
ReplyDelete2.What the hell does he mean by the fact that he apparently has friends that are in the top 20 and they will help him jump you? Does he mean that he'll send them into rooms that you are playing in and have them eff up your ratio or something, or does he ACTUALLY think that people in the top twenty are going to somehow be proficient in fighting, willing to help him commit a crime, and also in a state close enough to yours that this is possible?
That's just insane. No matter what the reason is for this sort of behavior, and I won't ask, it's not someone that we want in the clan. I'll keep an eye out, and I've already told Sam. If there's someone applying that we don't know, we'll make sure to check him out first.
I also don't think it would be a bad idea to report him. CS might be able to ACTUALLY do something for you in that situation. Just tell them what he did and said and if the message is still in your inbox, send them the contents of that, too.
Thanks for the support. The guy is just plain strange. He got all upset because I 'ignored him' during a game, although I did not do so intentionally. I also did not give him my telephone number when he asked for it, which was because he acted strangely when I did not join his clan in the past. That's it, nothing more and nothing less. When he started insulting me through PSN ID, i simply blocked him and deleted him from my friend list. That, apparently, is what triggered his 'thuggish vision' of online interaction.
ReplyDeleteI could care less about my stats if someone wanted to mess them up, but if people started interrupting my evenings with the Droogs I would friggin' lose my sanity, purchase a small arsenal, and climb a clock tower somewheres!
I don't think he knows that many people, but if he is vindictive enough, he could take the fun out of the game for a while. If that happens, I have another character (Commander Salamander!) that I could use for a while. As it stands, he can't see me and I have blocked him, so I don't think he can join games I am in.
@ Vicious- Yay, you'll babysit him, awesome! ;) One day...one day...
ReplyDeleteActually he has been REALLY BAD lately...I think I need your help (and KEN's too). He gets up really early in the morning for work (on the week days)...and he has been staying up (later than usual) to play your game. He must get his beauty sleep...or his fresh pumpkin complexion will not be so ripe anymore. :( This worries me (as I don't want him to be cranky/sleepy the next day).
So if he wants to play with you past midnight (cuz he does turn into a gremlin-ish creature then) just say NO to him. No matter how sweet he seems. :) Tell him "the master says" and he will probably comply. Thanks. ^_^
>>Update: Did some detective work. I know for certain that "Traing Dummy" is actually Death Cloud/AKA Bryan/ or one of his friends. I checked Traing Dummy's contact list, and every one of his friends is in Death Cloud/Bryan's Clan...Oh yeah, Dummy has only 2:30 of game time but already has level 8, so is obviously not new to MGO; the time spent would correspond to how long it would take to build a new character since I deleted his contact... o_O
ReplyDeleteI suspected as much last night (it's true, I was messaging the crew during a game we were in with him last night...lol).
Traing Dummy's Friend List:
Player Name Lobby
kentu747
ThugGUY Not logged in.
MONO! Not logged in.
adecrepitman Not logged in.
Bryan/Cloud's Friends in Common with Dummy:
ThugGUY Not logged in.
MONO! Not logged in.
adecrepitman Not logged in.
@Eve: Sorry, no can do. I have to be an enabler, because if Pumpkin doesn't get his fix, I won't get mine either. Thank goodness we are hooked on MGO and not narcotics!
ReplyDelete@ KEN: :(
ReplyDeleteI don't know I begin to wonder if narcotics might be the better addiction lately. :P
eVe is making a reference to a movie when she put "the master says", anybody cool enough to get it? Which maked sense since I obey Queen V not "the master"
ReplyDelete"maked" *shakes head* stupid PUMPK!N
ReplyDelete@ Eve: I would recommend something between ecstasy and black tar heroin. Stay away from crack/coke/and meth, because all are highly conducive to MGO play.
ReplyDelete@ Ken- No way to meth! I don't want yellow/green teeth. Ha ha...
ReplyDeleteAwww, Pumpkin is so cool to write my name as eVe...that's how I like it...but not too many people know. ;)
And I am your master, Pumpkin...Please don't make "the master" angry.
Greatest Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode ever- Manos: The Hands of Fate...I love Torgo!!! Worst actor ever. Ha ha...cuz he obeys the master.
Word Verification: rubleve
ReplyDeleteplease someone just RUBL me!!! ;)
Word Verification: flert
ReplyDeleteBlogger is so sassy tonight!
And Pumpkin is STILL playing the game. Vicious you are his master, do something!!! You don't even wanna know what happens if I walk past the tv. Hell breaks loose! lol
good job getting your own reference eVe and V isn't master, she is queen.
ReplyDeleteummmm... sho'nuff is the master, but who runs barter town? master blaster runs barter town!
ReplyDeleteumm, obscure references, obscure references....
ReplyDeleteTwilight of the Dark Master?
wait, I'm pretty sure I was supposed to tie that in... um...
Tsunami is hot!
(There, TOTALLY tied in now! *nods*)
...And isn't the master from Dr. Who? I'm not a rogue time lord, I swear!
I am a queen though ^^ Queen Bee, ya know, the chick who has like twenty thousand kids from Golgo 13? That's me, yep! A f**k-slut!
Lmao, no. Jk. Rly. My tits might be that big, but I'm not blonde or as skinny as her and I'm not a f**ck-slut with 4,264,863 kids.
We aren't really that similar.
Just as long as I can be the master, I'll be happy. ^_^
ReplyDeleteYikes! What happened to the commentary? I feel like a whole day in the history of the world never existed, as there is no official Droog record to corroborate it!
ReplyDeleteWell, I will make up for time quickly. I was nearly arrested by the police for giving them a vicious verbal attack in the wake of their utter incompetence at dealing with an attempted assault on my by a pair of bums in a parking lot near my house. I addressed them in typical Kenny C fashion, which did not bode well.
In the course of my abrasive critique, on of Richmond's finest got so frustrated that he actually put his squad car in gear and 'peeled rubber' as he drove away cursing. Hmm, I wrote a partial transcript of the event for my neighborhood organization community site, I will post it shortly (immediately, actually, because I know that no one is watching intently!)
OK, Today, was an alright day. I nearly finalized a financial capital adequacy model that incorporates statutory cash/income stmt/and balance sheet accounting treatment with quanititative mortgage insurer stress loss scenario analysis to predict potential failure, the need for external capital injections, and otherwise indicate whether or not my company should be doing business with these entities. >>>You guys thought I was boring on MGO, just imagine the friggin' snoozefest at the office! I promise to do my best not to elaborate in the future on what I do in the 'real' world<<<
Ken's Yesterday Letter to the Neighborhood E-mail Distribution (The Interesting Parts)
ReplyDeleteSo, walking from Lucky's down Brookland Pkwy tonight I was fortunate enough to walk past two bums (my precise choice of descriptive wording) crouched behind a tree and amongst some bushes in the Holiday Inn parking lot. Much to my surprise, they took an interest in me. Their inquisitivenes resulted in a mumbled salutation and a glower from them both to me.
My response: "What are you guys doing there?"
Bum (1): "Garble garble, expletive expletive."
Bum (2): "Expletive you, you expletive expletive!"
Me: "I'm gonna call the police."
Bum (1 or 2): "You better call SWAT, you mother expletive expletive!"
At this point, I pull out my cell phone and dial 9-1-1 and begin walking backward as they both stand and approach me. They then proceeded to follow me half way down the block, only stopping as they realized I really was talking to the police.
The dispatcher began her conversation with my by arguing (for roughly three minutes) that XXXX Brookland Parkway was not in the city of Richmond. For a moment I was confused, considering that I may have confused my own fair city with another, but looked up to ensure that I was in fact looking at my own house before continuing. Once it was determined that I was in fact situated near XXXX Brookland Pkwy, I proceeded to offer an elaborate and precise description of both bums.
The police arrived roughly 15 minutes later, went the wrong way, and proceeded with a description of 1 bum that was black (both people I described were white, mind you). An argument ensued with the police, with them convinced that I was not the person who called, that I gave the wrong description to the dispatcher, that 1+1=1, and several other related and highly nuanced topics.
At one point, one of the wonderful officers indicated that my best bet was to be vigilant and not go out at night. My response was to demonstrate to her that I was armed with a subcompact nine millimeter handgun and accompanying concealed carry permit.
Cop: "Be careful."
Me: "I am careful; I am armed, I am vigilant, I was confronted by a troubling situation from I walked away very carefully, was careful not to be antagonizing or aggressive, and immediately called the police. What more do you want of me?
Cop: "Be careful."
Me: "Hrmph."
Point to the story: don't get attacked in the city of Richmond, or if you do, please do it in a place that is conveniently located; I would recommend that you plan any instances of being attacked very close to the police station, preferably at the beginning or end of shift so you might catch someone randomly as the shift changes.
@ Ken- That's why you need your own blog, mister. ;)
ReplyDeleteOoo, I would not want to mess with you. But I'm never bad, Mike can tell you that...unless provoked. Though I have called on the neighbor when he falls asleep with his crappy LOUD music on (listen to "Achey Breaky Heart" for hours on end, ahhhh!)...but he could be dead. He's a crazy drunk old man with no one to look after him. (and his ex-wife lives 2 houses over...makes sense, right?)
My work day is always the same-I get yelled at by strangers (I work with the public, at a library, unfortunately)...and so I smile and pretend that I don't want to strangle them...to death.
Hope tomorrow is better for you. My work week is over today so hoooooorahhhhh!
Adios~
whoah, i wrote mine and then yours suddenly appeared before mine...Heyyyyy!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteTell it to my heart, my achy breaky heart.
ReplyDeleteWow, you have really strong self control. I would have climbed over the fence with an axe after the first chorus and gone "Total MGO" on his ass.
We are a peaceful people Ken, we abhor violence.
ReplyDelete@Ken's first comment: ewww, that last paragraph made you sound like a grown up!! lol jk, I think I kinda comprehended half of what you said there. Almost, anyway. XD!
ReplyDelete@Ken's second comment: Ken carry's a gun in friggen Richmond, VA? That's both hilarious and badass at the same time! AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
And wow, even the DISPATCHER in this situation was a lazy doughnut-eating asshole? That's beyond crazy!
@Eve: I've already heard about that guy like twice before from Pumpk!n, you really ought to find someone to put him out of YOUR misery!
@Pumpk!n: ahhhh, so that's why you play MGO so much! You repress your desire to go batshit crazy and rape and burn and torture and murder and maim a city's worth of innocent bystanders and lost lovers and old bosses, girls who snubbed you and boys that excluded you, terrible role models an parents that couldn't see past their own vanity and self-absorbedness to be a parent to you or even to care what you did so long as it meant that you were out of their way and that nothing you did reflected poorly on them; and your only means of expressing your feral rage and to work through your depression and loneliness and feelings of neglect is through the means of video game, a violent video game that allows you to direct your anger at an individual whom you've never met nor probably ever will without any lasting harm to the other individual. It is something small and manageable that you can do to express those repressed feelings without any real damage to yourself or anyone else. It is therapy, or perhaps it is prayer.
It's cool that they let you play Playstation in your cult, though!
@Pumpkin again: I don't actually think any of that, lol, it started out as a joke and then I got the image of a village full of people in Sourthern Mongolia in straw huts ablaze--weird, huh?
ReplyDeleteweird is good, eVe'll be like WTF THIS COMMENT IS SO LONG WTF IS SHE SAYING I CAN'T READ ALL OF THIS...
ReplyDeletePumpkin knows me well...I stopped reading it half way through...;)
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, felt like I was reading a Bret Easton Ellis book (w/Ken's posts too)...no offense people...you'll see my attention span lasts about 10 seconds...poor poor Pumpkin...s/he is quite the (wo)man to put up with me. that's for sure. :)
ReplyDeleteNot saying I don't like Ellis...cuz his films are awesome! His writing is just difficult for me. :) One of the best previews EVER!!! (and cuz I love the 80's!)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11lHeI6fq_0
Hi (yes, again)! Just wanted to give you all a FYI about my newest blog post. For all you artsy folks and because I know you want to see something forbidden...Pumpkin's bedroom. OK, get your mind out of the gutter! My experimental photos...cuz I get bored waiting for someone to stop playing his game before bed.
ReplyDeleteOh and follow my blog. You know you want to. And maybe (just maybe) you'll see that Pumpkin really does have just seeds in his ripe head. :) (He does not exisit...he is just a figment of everyone's imagination)
Just hit on my head over there or copy-n-paste the below link. Adios~
http://eveinwonderland.blogspot.com/2009/09/experimenting-with-light-pic-heavy.html
VC: Holy cow, you know those cats in Mongolia too?!? Damn shame about the yurts all blazing up!
ReplyDeleteNow this post has just as many comments as the first post. Don't ask me why I needed to do that...I'm up late...surprisingly I'm up and Mike is asleep. Whoops, I mean the Pumpkinhead shim creature. (She/Him) I saw Labyrinth at the theatre and I'm just trying to unwind. But I better go to bed as my doggie stayed up until I got home. And it's almost 3 am. Now that is the definiton of a best friend. Pumpkin and I worship are dog...she's our sweetheart. Awww...and he gets so sad when he's away from her. But don't tell him I said that. :)
ReplyDeleteWhoah, big paragraph up there. I'm turning into Ken...just teasing Ken. Does anyone want to make this post's comments 46? C'mon...do it...do it...do it. Adios~
@Ken: I know, right????
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